Das hier ist die Erde. Ein riesiger, drehender Felsen im vielleicht? endlosen Nichts. Milliarden von Menschen, endlose Informationen – und doch haben wir es irgendwie geschafft, das Internet mit sinnlosem Kram vollzustopfen.

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You want to know what the best thing about the internet is? Me neither.

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So viele Menschen haben sich diese sinnlose Website angesehen:

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Und es werden mehr. Warum? Keine Ahnung.

So many people have looked at this completely necessary website:

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And the number keeps rising. Why? No idea.

This many patriots have visited this completely necessary website:

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And the numbers keep growing. Just like the economy.